Demolition Union Lobbyists
by The ghost of Stauf

Horizontally:

1. Wrinkled, like a leaf.

7. Right and rite.

14. G'kar's name when Charlie Sheen was shooting him with a bow and chicken.

16. A friend of desist.

17. Original name of ALGOL 58.

18. A prefix for E and street journal.

19. "Give it _ ___."

20. Made of equal parts paper towel and water?

22. Celery-like pie filling.

23. An image file format, or a plain follower.

25. An alternative to RGB and HSV.

26. Amenable to being coloured, as a fabric.

31. Is today February 30?

32. A body part, an animal or a fool.

34. Abundant and copious.

37. MSFT's man pages.

39. A place near which a shy gypsy trysts slyly.

40. Like downloading a video of a crawling snail over a phone modem.

41. Meredith Grey might stick it down your throat to find a key chain.

42. "__ _ lay dying."

43. Most people's first reaction to TubGirl or LemonParty.

44. Helium, Xenon and their peeps.

46. ProShares UltraShort S&P500 ticker.

48. Killer whale.

50. A novel by A.W. Kinglake.

53. Light produced by cold objects.

57. A horse for Jon Stewart.

58. Himalayan snowman.

59. To make a boo-boo.

60. He gives clues in Agent Cooper's visions.

62. To practice before a performance.

64. Retrograde, Wernike-Korsakoff's and posthypnotic.

65. "__ ____ en linea."

Vertically:

2. Egyptian cobra hieroglyph.

3. A pouch insde the liver for containing chumps and white aquatic birds?

4. Man-to-iron, life-to-Brian or balls-to-steel connector.

5. Towards us.

6. "Not too ______!"

7. Microsoft's first-person shooter.

8. Way too much LSD.

9. Two cooperating quartets.

10. John Hodgman questioned Barack Obama's at the correspondents' dinner.

11. Woo-hoo!

12. Either Miss or Mrs.

13. You hope your eBay seller will do this to your stuff.

15. Franken, Sharpton and Jazeera.

17. "To everthing there __ _____ and reason."

19. A sixth of a sixpack, or the start of a song that ends in "Next time won't you sing with me".

21. The F note, in Europe.

24. Criminals who get caught and contestants on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" demonstrate it.

27. It stands between the cook's pants and the food.

28. A small piece of skin that peels off after a bad sunburn.

29. He begged Monty Python's Brian for money.

30. Tolkien's talking tree.

33. If the Eskimos have 40 words for "snow", then troopergate is the new black 2: electric boogaloo, the mother of all "Got Jesus?" campaigns.

35. One of the oldest MMORPGs.

36. "_______ Crooner", a 1944 Looney Tunes cartoon.

38. Tin, chemically speaking.

39. 201 for Caesar.

42. Weary of MySpace and Facebook.

45. Examination taker.

47. Victoria has one.

49. Uncles' better halves.

51. Tellurium, or the Spanish you.

52. The capital of Latvia, but not the letter L.

54. It comes before Space and God.

55. Erle of Dallas and Bill the science guy.

56. "BBE", encrypted with the Caesar cypher.

57. A scorned wife's weapon, or Peter's last name.

61. A friend of you're, he's and they're.

62. Egyptian sun god.

63. D, to Mozart.

Your answer:

Don't worry about lower/upper case and whitespace. They don't matter.