Follow My Instructions
by The ghost of Stauf
Think of a number between 1 and 10000000,
- square it,
- add a baker's dozen,
- divide by an even prime,
- divide by the number of keys to Aqualung's soul,
- add a Coldplay song,
- divide by the number of minutos in a Chilean puppet news show,
- add Tommy Tutone's favourite phone number,
- divide by Beatsystem's album that invites one to invade areas where nothing's definite,
- divide by the atomic number of praseodymium,
- subtract the birth year of Pavel Chekov,
- divide by the number of the Tortali asteroid discovered in 1982,
- square it,
- add a baker's dozen,
- subtract a 1997 Lynyrd Skynyrd album
...and you end up with the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
Which number did you start with?
Don't worry about lower/upper case and whitespace.
They don't matter.